Alphabet Story

A- person walked down the street, very
B-ored. Of
C-ourse, this soon changed because suddenly, out of the blue, came a gigantic
D-ictionary!! This dictionary wasn't just any old (huge) dictionary, either-- it had legs! And
E-very time it took a step, the concrete below it would crack dangerously. People were
F-alling into the big cracks! So the smart witted person (remember the person?)
G-ravely stood up to the terrible Dictionary. He shouted:
"H-ey, you there! Yeah you! Look what damage you're causing to our peaceful little town!
I-s this your intention--to come raging through this village, destroying everything in your path?"
J-ack, the smart-witted-person's friend, soon built up the courage to say something, too.
"K-ind old beast, won't you show some mercy? We are suffering because of your monstrous-ness!"
L-ittle did the villagers know, though, that the Dictionary was actually very
M-erciful, indeed. So he said: "Worry
N-o more, villagers, I am not a monster. In fact, I am here to help you all get smart! And with that,
O-ld Dictionary
P-lopped himself down in front of the local library
Q-uite exhausted, and said: "My dear, loyal citizens, come flip through my wise pages, learn about
R-eally interesting long words, and be merry."
S-o they did, really relieved that the Dictionary was not
T-errible after all. And the townspeople renamed they're town
U-ncruelville, after the Dictionary who's name was "Uncruel". After all these events, the people got
V-ery
W-ise and intelligent. So wise, in fact, that they started inventing cool things like the telephone, the
X-ylophone, the toilet, and the q-tip (which they called the anti-ear-waxer) . And all the
Y-oung children, the elderly, the adults, the dogs...had
Z-ero worries...and it was all because of their hero...the Dictionary.